Are you tired of rational decision-making and strategically sound gameplay? Do you secretly admire moves that leave commentators speechless—not because they're brilliant, but because they're baffling? Welcome, disciple, to the Church of the Power Triangle.
Crafted from the finest cloth, likely woven from the very fabric of questionable choices, this tee proudly celebrates the move that defies logic, frustrates opponents, and has Go teachers everywhere quietly weeping. Embrace the inefficiency, wear your divine geometric misadventure with pride, and boldly declare to the world, "Strategy? Never heard of her."
Perfect for tournaments, club meet-ups, or just your casual weekly excommunication from Go orthodoxy.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may significantly decrease your win rate but will exponentially increase your street cred in circles of ironic Go enthusiasts.
Specs:
- Made from 100% cotton and 100% questionable tactics
- Available in various sizes for all misguided players
- Machine washable, unlike your Go reputation after playing this shape
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
